not so sweet dreams

Last night I had a dream that I had this pet bird and he could skip-rope.


And he was so so good at it. But for some reason I realized he would be BETTER at jump rope if he was only a head. So I cut his body off:



There was no blood for some reason. It was like there was a special empty pit there between the head and the body so that the head could in fact (or was meant to be) separated from the body-



But then I realized he was helpless. And I would have to take care of him. Forever. I felt guilty and sad. I asked Kyle to help me and he said he couldn't because he had just got a cat himself.

I woke up this morning in a complete PANIC. I couldn't go back to sleep without the vision on the body-less bird in-my-care.

Dream analyzer help please!

i take it back

ok so that last post?

I TAKE IT ALL BACK!

Look where I am going to be from this Saturday to next-

PANAMA



I love you, Fiona and family!

2011 eh?

What has kind of been grinding my gears is how everyone and their mother is so G.D. excited about this "new beginning" and how 2011 is such a grand opportunity for a "fresh start" and "new adventures"

Quite honestly, maybe I am a little behind but I am not feeling it. At all.

I don't fell any different. In fact it could still be 2010 and I would hardly notice.

Am I just a late 2011 bloomer? Will I wake up one morning in February and say "Gosh darn it- I feel amazing?"

I kinda hope so. I am honestly a little jealous of all you optimistic bastards.

say hi to the phone guy

ho ho ho and shit

I'll be heading northbound tomorrow morning with no internerd connection.
Happy Xmas to all!

If Our Husbands Were Moustached Cartoons

arctic bayou

The METRO PHOTO CHALLENGE local winners were announced today.
Once again my pal Joel is in there like slim wear with the winning picture for the "Favourite spot" category with his photograph arctic bayou:


Joel won the top spot internationally in 2008 with his photograph "Midnight Tram to Humber":

Read about it here

Joel and I began working together 2 years ago. Here we are, 2 years younger:


If he wins, he gets to go on a trip for 2 to anywhere the Metro publishes. 2 years ago he went to Paris.
Hmmmmm. Paris would be nice. I could dream, but unfortunately there is already a hottie in his life who he'd be taking OVER ME. sigh.

Good luck PeePoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Silent Sigh

BREAKING NEWS

Hollywood break ups.
The word on the street is that Scarlett and Ryan called it quits.

I personally think that Scar is one of the hottest things I have ever seen. ever.
So she's not going to win an Oscar anytime soon but she is goooorgeous.

Reynolds, I could take him or leave him.
I suppose I just can't get the that awful teevee show "2 guys a girl and a pizza place" out of my mind.
Come on, that show/shirt was Heinous!
I can't believe it lasted for 81 episodes!

Oh plus there's THIS mental image....



Gro-ody.

Anywho, while everyone's gossiping about the failure of Scar-Ry's 2 year love affair PEOPLE ARE FAILING TO SEE THE REAL TRAGEDY-



Now THESE TWO on the other hand- have been dating since they were in diapers.

Gays everywhere rejoice (especially my old boss, DON)!
Zac is single!

MY BOOTS!!!!

I could strangle him.

TTC Gear Grind....... again

I waited for 30 minutes this morning DURING rush hour -at 8:30am- On a Very Busy Street for a BUS that never came.

Because of this I got the following:

A) Frostbite
and
B) a taxi

Thanks TTC! You rule!

Hmmmm... What could possibly warm me up now that I feel like I have perma-chill in my bones?

I know!

Cat on the Ceiling!


Oh! What A Feeling!
When the CAT is on the ceiling!

Oh! What A Feeling!
When the CAT is on the ceiling!

4 years

Four years TODAY I was shooting back some Jagermeister with a guy I had my eye on since 2 months prior.
Thanks for coming over to 'play guitar', baby.
4 years, I can hardly believe it... in some ways it has flown by and in other ways it feels like a lifetime already.



Tonight we celebrate at the Swan... Oysters, wine and some fine dining- can't wait.


PS That pic of us on the lower right kills me. That was about one month in.....