Monday, December 29, 2008

Monday, December 22, 2008

Birdhouse in your soul

This is what C made for my Marmie and her hubby for Xmas. It's a Birdhouse that resembles an Outhouse!

Now, the weekend-
Saturday night Kathryn and I jumped into our "pontiac" rental car and headed Westward, "Kitchener-Waterloo- here we come!"
Got some running around accomplished and headed to Linwood to NIKI'S RETURN-FOR-THE-HOLIDAYS-FROM-ENGLAND all chick's sleepover.

Had to leave C at home- you know- because of the whole penis thing. He was just fine. Watched the hockey game with the cat and made himself a juicy steak.
(I have to commend the boy. He NEVA eats the stuff)

The night was welcomed when we played charades with Niki's mom, and enjoyed some intriguing convo and copius amounts of wine and food. Delicious smokey cheese, pizzas, and sweets. Yummers!

Niki's mom has some really great stories. Her partner and her have been on some really wild adventures together and as you can tell from this next pic- I just love hearing about them.

We then made our way to the basement to chill, play the funnest boardgame, "Personal Preferences" and then get in sleepmode and watched fell sleep during a weird movie where Chrstina Ricci has a pignose.

I can't believe Xmas is almost here. I am still reveling in my 30th Bday from a month ago. BTW, I received this late gift from Katty Pants. It looks JUST like our little hairy son, Doesn't it ????(face blurred for his privacy my bad camera phone)

Friday, December 19, 2008

How Gay!

Went out last night with a couple of the boys from work to STATLERS on Church Street.
It's open mic night, and it's a nice small bar with a piano.
As per usual, a few aging fags got up and did their thing. Complete with drag man whom kept stopping her song to point out my cleavage:

"Wow- nice cleavage!"

"They're real, too- Aren't they??"

Kyle played a diddy on the piano with the singing girl I would most likely have a femme-crush on- If I wasn't so not-into-the-puddin. She has the voice of an angel I swear to GAWD.

Bad quality YOUTUBE video HERE

Our Pizza Pizza dinnnr-

Sat on a big fluffy think in Kyle's apt building-The is the DQ that weas obsessed with my cleavs-

To top off the night- we chatted up this one:

Oh Orser!

PLUS WHO love it when your pal pretends to be snapping a picture of you, when in reality they are recording a video?

Wednesday, December 17, 2008


THIS is what happens when you torment your co-worker.

See said tormenting below:

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Instant messaging at work

(12:47 PM) Krista: I added a lil diddy about ZACH EFRON in my blog
(12:47 PM) KARL: lool
(12:47 PM) KARL: he's sexy
(12:47 PM) Krista: hes 13

Monday, December 15, 2008

Bah Humbug

We're sponsoring a family at work. Well we're sponsoring many families at work.
Our group just happened to get the greedy family.

Seriously, when I though I was helping people at need- I'm thinking warm sweaters and food goods not High School Musical gear and dvds!

Like what the hell?

Oh I know, why dont we just get Zach Efron to take your kid to the movies or something?????

Ho Ho Ho

Wednesday, December 10, 2008


THIS so reminded me of LARS AND THE REAL GIRL,
which ya'll should see if you have been living in a cave and have yet to!

Monday, December 8, 2008

2 years

This is the multi-media text I received from C today.

Jameson's Irish Whiskey and two boxes of the MEATLESS meatballs I adore oh-so-much.

Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary.

Thanks as always to the Tap on Bloor Street for providing the Jagermeister shots / liquid courage it took to ask C to come home with me and "play guitar"

Friday, December 5, 2008

Am I ever going to be "well"?

I am home today. This cold (or whatever it may be) is really starting to Grind my Gears, man.
I decided to stay in bed this morning and sweat it out. Today I will overdose on tea and hopefully get some echinacea to boost up my immune.

Oh who's this handsome devil, you ask?
That would be Joel, the newest addition to our fab team at work.
He won the METRO PHOTO CHALLENE last week. Doods, a $5000 camera and A TRIP FOR TWO TO PARIS !

You go, Joel. See it here.

C is on his way home and we will have eggs and toast. My energy level is shit right now. More later.

AND PS why is noone even guessing who that messed up kid is, a few posts down?