HELP TECHIES

This piece of shit IPOD is dead.

Like, I plug it into my computer and .. nothing.



For the record though- so far I have already tried:

1. toggling between hold and non-hold


2. plugging it into EVERY USB port in my computer, front and back


3. holding down the middle circle button and the MENU button for 10 seconds


4. holding down the middle circle button and the PLAY button for 10 seconds


5. Begging and pleading

HELP TECHIES!!!!!

UPDATE JONNA "TO THE RESCUE" P has SOLVED THE PROBLEM!