Thursday, August 9, 2012

toe

YAR

This past weekend we were up north at moms place.  We ate A LOT of corn. What else??? Well there was swimming at the rocks after dinner on Saturday night.  It was needed.  SO hot and humid that day.  Even Mom got on her suit and joined us in the water!



 Meanwhile, earlier that same day......



Yes, you got it.  PIRATES "invaded" sandy beach.  It was the best thing ever, actually.
We were lazing about when all of a sudden I hear firecrackers out in the water.  I think to myself  "how stooooopid."  Fireworks during the day are the epitome of LAME.

That is UNLESS they are coming from a mini-Pirate ship which is embarking onto the beach!

These 3 men FULLY dressed in pirate gear get closer, get out of the boat and start yelling at the children to help them bring the ship in.

"HEAVE you scurvy-dogs HEEEEEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I was in complete awe.   Turns out it was for a B-day party.

Anyways the pirates talked all YAR YAR YAR and gave the kids lil' pirate costumes and then proceeded to run about the beach looking for buried treasure.  The pirates, of course, had brought a shovel!



I hope to shit those parents didn't warn the kids about the pirates.  Would have been so amazing to have this show as a surprise!


While we were up north, Lil Kel and Brother Rob were up at HIS cottage.  Somehow while out swimming, Brother Rob cut off his TOE.


 I will warn you NOW this is not for the faint at heart.  Those with any underlying conditions which should prevent them from looking at something SO SICK should close this web browser 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 Gah!

3 comments:

TC said...

I'm pretending I didn't see that toe!

We've been eating corn constantly! You kind of have to while you have the chance!

Kathryn Halpin said...

Why is his toe right beside a raw side of beef???

krista zee said...

It's foot blooooood!