excerpt from a morning email

Good morning, 

i wanted to apologize for getting so wasted last night. i actually didn't drink even that much! my tolerance is not what is used to be. my memory is a bit foggy - but i do remember a number of falls while out. so sorry for being that girl. despite that - i still had a blast.

now some questions:

1. does anyone have my phone?

2. why do i have a ceramic apple and pear in my bag?

3. why do i have krista's tank top?

4. did we trade - my phone for your tank top? if so - i would like my phone back.

4. i have a vague recollection of showing my boobs? please lie and tell me this did not happen

 

 

 

NO NAMES.  But man, this was wonderful to wake up to.

And for the record there was no boob flashing.